Bloated much?

:)

lol

I'm sure some Russian kid would have already done a selfie off the edge by now if it was flat lol

Lmao yeah that's true. You know they have an actual helpline for people addicted to taking dangerous selfies in Russia! For real

lol

Crazy lol

Lmao hey some guys like that

Lmao I never use that clip that keeps the pump going for you anymore. Once it got stuck and wouldn't stop, got gas all over me and they just had to shut off pump!

Lol I don't use the clip, I jam my gas cap on there so I can wash my windows. I like to live dangerously.

Lmao yeah you do. You're just asking for it

I do almost every night but she says she's tired.

This will work or make her a meal. Works every time

Oh I try, but that's just it. After she gives me a backrub she says she's tired. We should switch?

Yes you should switch lmao

It's always funny lol

LOL

Maybe it ain't gas but shit ???