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like many people I work with, the Anti-Joke Chicken analyzes too much  :P | WHY DID THE DINOSAUR CROSS THE ROAD? HE DIDN'T, ROADS DIDN'T EXIST YET AND HE WAS YET TO BECOME THE FOSSIL FUEL IN THE CARS - WAIT - I GUESS | image tagged in memes,anti joke chicken,dinosaur,why did the chicken cross the road | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Clades. Clades everywhere ;)
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That is the leading theory....
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Yes, it is :3
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Uh oh, it's the Pansy Brigade! :)
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When you smell flowers, you're actually putting your face in their genitalia. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Isn't he immortal? So why hiding out wasting time rubbing elbows with celebrities?
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He is spiritually advanced but not that different from us. Buddahood is within each and every one of us. That is a fundamental tenant of Buddhism. So that means what ever The Buddha can do we all can do eventually. But since the world is an illusion (another fundamental tenant) then differences are also illusionary which means only the Buddahood counts. :)
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But he is supposed to be the 14 reincarnation, so death should be just another Monday to him.

Not to disrespect Buddhism or Buddhists, but when KIng Buddha himself hides from death, you now I ain't buying from that dealer,,,
It's like all religions or any other beliefs in an afterlife.
I tell people who believe in ghosts to prove it to me. Die, then come haunt me. We can play some cards and discuss the finer points of death.

Strangley, so far no takers,,,
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Are you referring to him hanging out with celebs as hiding from death?
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He fled to India from Tibet because of China's occupation of it.

Prancing around with celebs only adds to his hypocrisy - hardly the life Buddha preached, in fact, the very life the one time prince walked away from.
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You're right. It is a confusing message. Which is why we must always exercise our own intellect.

I still belief he have plenty to offer though, specially if you're a beginner. But ultimately a Buddhist should be developing his own personal relationship with The Buddha himself and move beyond what any human teacher can offer.
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Yeah,,,

True. Plus what would I prefer, him to go get imprisoned or executed? Since I don't believe in reincarnation, saying he should return makes me a hypocrite since I wouldn't want the fella to die at the hands of an illegal occupancy eager to erase one of the world's most unique countries (the last classical theocracy) into its own regretable homogized blanding,,,
Being in a position and place to spread tha word ain't a bad thing, but all them celebs still irks me,,,
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Doubt he would have toured the world and spread the Dharma to so many if he wasn't exiled.
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Thanks. :)
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Weren't there also exploding cows back in the carboniferous period? Lol.
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Weren't there also exploding cow anuses back in the carboniferous period? Lol.
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Just a question
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That is a good question though. :)
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