Hide the Pain Harold

I do that all the time

False hope

I don't buy lottery tickets.

Your chances go from zero to infinitesimally small of hitting all the numbers. Even lesser prizes like 5/6 and the Powerball (about 1:50,000) don't have good enough odds to suit me. Nobody in their right mind would invest money with only 1:50,000 odds of it returning anything.

I at least get to play again free , I did that all summer a few years ago

After taxes !

That's another good thing about living in Australia. We don't get taxed on our winnings.

Story of my life lol

Good to see.

I'm very surprised myself. I'm back on imgflip after nearly 6 months break and I made the front with 2 memes at once

:D