Old & senile and um did I mention I'm old & senile and um did I...
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The latest thing here is truffle sauce on your fish & chips.
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Oh bugger. I was so worried about getting Messerschmitt right I managed to misspell an easy one:-p
Male roos have 2 p**ises. Females have 3 va**nas. True story.