I know the answer!

Especially when they suck!

A liberal?

Yep. It'l like one of those generic jokes where you switch ot the characters depending on your paticular leanings.

(Disliked figure #1), (Disliked figure #2) and (Disliked figure #3) were flying on #1's private plane. #1 looked at #3, chuckled and said #3, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' #3 shrugged their shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. #2 added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

A man dies, goes to heaven, stands before St. Peter, and see a huge wall of clocks. The man asks what all the clocks are for and St. Peter explains, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move." Pointing to one, the man says, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," St. Peter answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie." "Incredible," the man responds. "And whose clock is that?" St. Peter responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands moved twice telling us he told two lies in his entire life." "Where is (insert disliked politician's name) clock?" the man asks. "It's is in Jesus' office," St. Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan."