I have an honest mechanic, he replaced a transmission on my Expedition and apologetically handed me a bolt with the keys, he said "I don't know where this one goes". Still runs great 222k miles so far.
I'M GONNA REPLACE MY DRUM BRAKES TODAY. THIS SHOULD BE A BREEZE! OKAY SO THE SPRINGS COME OFF FIRST. WHERE DID THAT PART GO? IT WAS HERE A SECOND AGO. IT'S NOT GOING BACK TOGETHER. I HATE SPRINGS. I WANT TO GO SMASH SOMETHING. I WANT TO SMASH EVERYTHING! SQUIDWARD! I NEED HELP! I NEED 8 MORE HANDS! GO AWAY, SPONGEBOB. I GIVE UP. I'M CALLING THE MECHANIC. I'M NEVER TOUCHING DRUM BRAKES AGAIN.
