Morgan Freeman Good Luck

The proof is everywhere if you have the eyes to see...

Tell me how

He is ETERNAL which means no beginning, so He wasn't born, and no end, which means He doesn't die, but is THE LIVING GOD. He didn't create eternity because He Himself is eternity. Puny human minds trying to comprehend the creation came up with pagan gods until the Chosen figured out there is only one ultimate eternal Creator.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning..."
Or are you saying the first line in the Book is a lie?

The Chosen didn't "figure it out"
The Zoroastrians did with Ahura Mazda. The first Messiah, Cyrus the Great ring any bells? Without Ahura Mazda, you'd still be worshipping man/goats and faeries and sacrficing virgin daughters to appease the Gods.
The first Commandment states there is more than one God, but that the Hebrews shall only worship one above the rest.
"And we shall create them in our image," etc states that there is more than one God.
The Hebrews themselves had two Gods:
Yahweh for the Judeans.
And Elohim for the Israelites.

"In the beginning" is referring to the beginning of the creation, not the Creator. Satanists still worship man/goats and faeries and sacrifice virgin daughters to appease their god Satan.
The other "gods" are demonic spirits and not THE Creator. Worshipping the Creator alone is giving credit where credit is due since He created everything. The other "gods" only destroy because they are really demons, and they want to take credit for the Creator's work so that they can be worshipped. Our Father doesn't want us worshipping devils because it will only lead to our destruction, and it pisses Him off.

and as for the "we" and "our", that is the English translation. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "we are not amused", which was Queen Victoria referring to herself alone? That's how the royals talked, they didn't refer to themselves as "I" or "me". It could also refer to God the Father talking to The Word (Christ).

No. Those are as written in the Book, and before as well. Egyptians & Sumerians, remember? The Hebrews were enslaved for how long by both? You think they didn't learn a story or two while in custody? Heck, Egyptians have their own Moses and Jesus story, only older. Anchs look familiar?

Once upon a time, a couple of Gods who were best friends were hanging out in their garden with a couple of their pet monkey people. One God - the Good God of Light, Wisdom, and Choice - offered the woman - mother - the fruit of knowledge, and she then offered it to her mate. The other God, a jealous and wrathful God, who didn't even think all the other Gods should have partaken of the fruit, was enraged and cast them all out. The world has been ruled by evil ever since.

Sound familiar? That story was already old when the pyramids were new. When the story was adopted by the Egyptians, then Sumerians, then Aranians, then Hebrews, then Romans, etc, they flipped roles, making Satan into the bad guy and their supreme God into the other.
Satan, Lucifer, God of light, was the original good God.
Yawhweh and Elohim are not this good and lovey dovey baby nonsense. In fact, quite the opposite. "Fear the Lord, they God, or you will bear his terrible wrath" Something like that? God is not good, he a pissed off mofo. Obey or die.

Satan is a deceiver--how do you know how old that story is? For all we know, Satanic historians could've twisted the story to venerate their god who disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan likes to undermine God's authority by appearing to be the good guy--tolerant, easy going, give you whatever you want (at the price of your soul), so that way when God punishes you, you assume God is the bad guy. It's kind of like parents who split, and one parent overindulges the children in order to undermine the disciplinarian parent who is trying to raise the children correctly. Overindulged children, if not corrected, do not become productive members of society, but a burden to society.
Referring to us as "pet monkey people" is a slap in the face to our Father, because He made us in His image. Are you saying your Father is a monkey? Evolution is a gigantic lie, btw. The purpose of that BS "theory" is to make you feel small, insignificant, less than human because now you're reduced to a monkey's nephew. So why the hell try to be a decent human being, right?
If your earthly father ever punished you for doing something bad, does that make him bad, or a parent trying to teach you to stay out of trouble so that you become a productive member of society? Woe to them that call evil good, and good evil.

I don't know how old it it, hence why I didn't give it a date. But we do know it must be old, since only everyone in the region from the Egyptians on refer to that story.

If creationists aren't the best proof of evolution (given their lesser intellectual levels), I don't know what is. And why do apes look like the Gods too then?

What part of, "In OUR image" do you not understand?

"So why the hell try to be a decent human being, right?" Because it's the RIGHT thing to do. Not because an old pissed off boogeyman that is curiously ETERNALLY absent from view is going to dunce me in hell. That attitude is for little children. What in hell do you think Jesus meant by "born again"? A dip in the tub?

Have you ever even try reading the Bible, other than John 3:16?

May the stupidity flourish.