I Love the Smell of Bacon on the G-Riddle! (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

You're hurting my head!

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You ate the bacon?

You used a knife & fork to eat bacon.

Thanks for the comment!

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The knife and the fork!

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1. If your "Friend" sally stole from your plate, she wouldn't be your friend.
2. You probably wouldn't have let her steal any for your plate, friend or not. (you probably would've taken your plate with you if you did get the "knife and fork".
3. As I said before, who the hell eats bacon with a knife and fork.
4 With all this combined, I have concluded that you either started with ten strips or started with 8.
5. If this is wrong, i'm guessing your friend's name wasn't sally
6. If all of the above is wrong, i'm guessing sally is/was some sort of pet.
7. Weird for the weird god! "What?"'s for the "what?" throne!

(I don't get #7, though.)

That was just some gratuitous weirdness.

That may be true, but that's not the error I was thinking of. :-)

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I'm not sure if someone you consider as "friend" and who eats from your plate, without asking before, can be really your friend.

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if i think twice then Sally is a sibling, is not thieve, not a friend because if u say Sally is a thief then how do u know that the thief is Sally?

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