Nice try snake. We know what you're really up to.

exucsssse me ssssssir do you have time for out lord jesssssussss chrissssst. comon take your time make it good

I bet that's a Jehovah's Witness.

I have an apple for EVE.

I don't want your apples.

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Where's a Spelling Nazi when ya need one?? But I laughed. Upvote.