Happy 4th! Enjoy your freedoms!

Happy 4th! Enjoy your freedoms! | image tagged in constitution,freedom,feels | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHEN MY FEELINGS ARE HURT I JUST TWEET THEM AWAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | HMMMM SO WHY DO LIBTARDS THINK ITS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Prolly the same reason they think PB&J sandwiches are racist. They just arent very bright.
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Steve Harvey Meme | FOR THE SAME REASON SOME CHRISTIANS THINK THE FIRST AMENDMENT ONLY PROTECTS THEM | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | MY FEELINGS ARE HURT EMOTIONALLY RETARDED | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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https://imgflip.com/i/1s17z6 ;)
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Do you mean her old person smell or her incoherrent ramblings?
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She's got huge cans though.
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I must say, Ive never looked at them. Shes usually buttoned down.
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:)
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Absolutely hilarious!
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I think we found the guy.
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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/07/05/report-kathy-griffin-questioned-by-secret-service-over-controve/23017718/
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why are you here?
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My father blames the scotch.
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what do you think?
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I'd ultimately blame his pull out game.
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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi
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Yuuuuuuuutt
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MAY OUR FATHER YAHUAH bless your JESUS fingers that posted the story.
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pre-known to be recived meme. YOU ARE TRAPPED to reveal your SELf. Your SIN remains.
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...we don't want religious or spiritual and theologians…we wants HEAVENIANS, GENCOLITES, and HIGHLIGHTS as YAHUSHAN YAHUWIANS in imgYERUSHALOM
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