The wonderful thing about them is they stay perfectly intact for hundreds of years even when thrown and buried into a landfill.The worms and bacteria avoid them so they become like some kind of a durable time capsule of culinary delight .
I was secretly hired by the Social Security Administration; to create the most addictive, life-shortening fast food sandwich ever:; Kentucky-Fried McBBQ-Bacon Pepperjack Cheeseburger; ...so delicious... totally... ...worth; the cardiac... ...event