Why does he have to hold his temple?

Alias, top left corner of this page, Doctor X...now who's stupid?

http://marvel.com/universe/Professor_X#axzz4lAh2TjOu

So, concede that Doctor X is a suitable alias for Professor X, you just don't like the abbreviation?

In that case, you should use "it is" rather than "it's". As in "It is obvious that Meme-osis_Master is a little douche bag!"

Dude, you're no fun with your hemorrhoids flaring up like that.