Yoda explains a universal phenomenon.

I once heard of a guy who's name was Playboy Duncantale.

True story:

A (former) friend of my mother named her son Chance Breeding (and Mom pointing out the stupidity of it is why she's a "former" friend).

My cousin named her son Chase Horney. (Imagine roll call in school, "Horney, Chase")

In the credits for old films and a lot of TV shows you see the credit for sound going to Glenn Glenn Glenn.

Just remembered another true one:

I went to school with a girl named Anita Hooker. It always caused some grins and giggles when the PA would say, "Anita Hooker to the office, please."

You reminded me of one too: Years ago salesman who called on my hospital was named Bill Cumm. He said it wasn't too bad for him but he felt bad for his two sisters, the Cumm sisters. I didn't ask what their first names were...how about 'May' and ____?

Ima?

BINGO!

Wilma
Olive
Macie
Diana
Amanda
Joy
Ivanna
Sienna
Frida
Jewel
Kenya
Wendy

Nnooo . . . not feelin' it . . . let's stick with "Ima."

No, just mindless...