Picard Wtf

I have a good joke with this when not holding my baby lol

Cool. I can't wait.

A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

Good one.

I got one. A stranger in town winds up at the local brothel. Tells the madam how much money he has and that he wants the kinkiest sex he can get. She tells him to follow her upstairs. She leads him to a room where there's an old fat lady sitting on a bed. The madam wishes him well and leaves. The guy asks the lady, "So, I'm ready for that real kinky sex." With that the old lady takes out her prosthetic eye and tells him to have at it. After having sex with her eye socket he told her, "That's amazing. I'm coming back next week." She responded, "Alright. I'll keep an eye out for you."

Lmao

I love it.

Lol :-)