Can I get a witness?

Can I get a witness? | THE  LOVE  OF  MONEY  IS 1 TIMOTHY  6:10 | image tagged in money,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SEEMS  LOGICAL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
This is the 5 dollar Spock in Canada :)
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT SEND MONEY FOR THE CRUSADE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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First World Problems Meme | THOUGHT I HAD CASH CANADIAN TIRE MONEY | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Seriously! Upvoted just for the creativeness and the fact that it reminds me of the "fold-ins" at the back of MAD Magazine.

Did you do that with the dollar bill or did you just find the image somewhere? It doesn't matter really, just extra props if you did it yourself.
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Thank you Abby. No I wish I had done that but up here in Southern Canada we have a different kind of Currency. Coloured Money. :)
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Boardroom Meeting Suggestion Meme | WHERE THE HELL IS "SOUTHERN CANADA"? ONTARIO MAINE WHEREVER THEY STILL LISTEN TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD. | image tagged in memes,boardroom meeting suggestion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Haha..!! Check out Point Roberts on Google. It is surrounded by water and Canada. Bonafide exclave. Hilarious how the 2 nations are connected. :)
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Silver Coins. They have held their value for 5000 years. :)
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LOL - still, awesome. In another lifetime (over 30 years ago) I used to travel to Southern Canada about once a week for work. This was in Ontario along the north shore of Lake Erie. Good times.
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Yes. It is greed or the love of money that is at the root of all evil. :)
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i think you missed what i was saying, religion is "the love of money" maybe not for all you poor followers but the the 'leaders' of your churches and the leaders of the leaders are robbing you all blind and you can't see it.....
because they invented a way to make YOU the follower feel bad for wanting more or better then your neighbor.
I feel sorry for you, when your blinders are removed come have a realist conversation with me.
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Every church I have been involved with gives most of its money away. Money comes in...money goes out. Changes the world. It's a beautiful thing. :)
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every cent i bet, none of it gets used to power or heat the church? or the 'leaders" home?
are you sure about that?

i'm sure 10% of what is brought in will be handed out as a good faith measure.
the rest lines the pockets of men much smarter than yourself.
faith in god can not feed you or pay for your underage hookers. they need cash for that.
i think the benny hinn ministry would love another sheepeciple like you. give him a call..
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The church I belong to is changing the city we are in. Hundreds of former drug addicts are living clean and sober lives. None of the staff are overpaid. It can be done. Sorry if you have had a bad experience. Yes there has been excesses and problems.
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lol again, blind to what is happening right in front of you.
i bet if the work was voluntary you could house and feed more people that you pity and only help in the hopes it makes your god happy and you get your golden ticket.
i'm glad no one is over paid, but the fact that anyone gets paid to do something that any human should just do, is a bit of a clue right there.
i mean that fact that you pour all your faith in to this, and yet it constantly needs to be funded. no amount of faith or tax exemption will fix that...

soooooo at the end of the day you could say even the homeless people you feed and house are only in it for the greed of money, if your church didn't press you and the community you live in constantly for funding, the homeless would get no help..
so i bet they prey (as do you i'm sure) for more money, even if it is more donation money its still at a point of greed when you start begging..... sorry praying.

your pity doesn't work here, and you sir are not a humble or meek person..
enjoy hell XD
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“God’s kingdom is like ten young virgins who took oil lamps and went out to greet the bridegroom. Five were silly and five were smart. The silly virgins took lamps, but no extra oil. The smart virgins took jars of oil to feed their lamps. The bridegroom didn’t show up when they expected him, and they all fell asleep.“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Enter, you who are blessed by my Father! Take what’s coming to you in this kingdom. It’s been ready for you since the world’s foundation. And here’s why: I was hungry and you fed me, I was thirsty and you gave me a drink, I was homeless and you gave me a room, I was shivering and you gave me clothes, I was sick and you stopped to visit, I was in prison and you came to me.’“Then those ‘sheep’ are going to say, ‘Master, what are you talking about? When did we ever see you hungry and feed you, thirsty and give you a drink? And when did we ever see you sick or in prison and come to you?’ Then the King will say, ‘I’m telling the solemn truth: Whenever you did one of these things to someone overlooked or ignored, that was me—you did it to me.’ - Matthew 25:1,34,37
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ppppffffffttttttt... ahahahahahahah. ok is that it? is that all you have? no new storys? nothing new? no i didn't think so... and look, i'm sorry i didn't realize i was talking to a person with mental disability, i am very very sorry.

if thinking about virgins is what helps you sleep at night thats good for you...
gooood fooor yooooou.

and bless your "soul". you need it hun.
hope you and your superhappyfun bed time book enjoy each others company.

i'll be reading something with more substance and realism: Marvels the XMen
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You have your superhero. I have mine.
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my hero is me, i'm the writer and editor of my own life. i don't need a little book with ancient lessons in it to teach me how to be a good human. if thats what you need great, i just wish people like you would spend all that time and energy in something a little more productive. and realize what is going on right in your faces. but ignorance must be bliss for you.
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Thank you kindly. :)
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