I'm 6'tall, and have never seen a midget in real-life. Maybe I need to look down more often? Maybe they have been dancing around my ankles all these years and I never knew it.
EVERY TIME I SEE A MIDGET AND I'M EXCEPTIONALLY BORED; I ASK THEM IF THEY LIKE WORKING FOR WILLY WONKA OR IF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS AS EVIL AS EVERYONE SAYS SHE IS
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