Luke is a very powerful ward of the state. With no decent family, he's required to watch Star Wars movies to learn basic chivalry within our society. Something like that.
Don't forget to call your Mom for Mother's Day! (It would be a shame if we didn't have a Mother's Day meme on the front page tomorrow. Check out my profile for an assortment of mom related funnies and also hit the "Mother's Day" tag for more demented posts. :-)
