May the 4th be with you.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

You should make that into a meme

Thinking about it

Shouldn't that be the "Norris Book of Awesome" ?

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris murdered Amelia Earhart?

Yes, obviously. How else did she "Disappear"?

That "fact" that you were talking about alien vs predator vs chuck Norris thing, you should of turned that into a meme instead of a comment. Also, do you want to make memes and earn extra points by making memes, but you have ran out of submissions, go to my stream at imgflip.com/m/outasubs and/or imgflip.com/m/classstream

lol

Awesome :)

XD

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck can punch you in the back of the face.

When Chuck Norris pees into a lake, he turns it into the ocean

Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

Cuz the bullets bounce off his beard and hit all.

If Chuck Norris Fought Chuck Norris, who would win?

No one would win. You can't have the unstoppable force and the immovable object in the same universe

But, Chuck Norris would win

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

He can kill 100% of anything, except Bruce Lee. So basically 99.9%. In conclusion, Chuck Norris is a hand sanitizer.

Bruce Lee died when he heard Chuck was coming over to his house.

THIS IS WHAT LEGIT WENT DOWN

Bruce Lee's character killed Chuck's in "Way of the Dragon".

Chuck agreed to it on one condition: Bruce Lee doesn't outlive him.

Chuck was already planning that. ;)

Nope

When Alexander Bell created his phone, he had several messages from Chuck.

Finally, another Chuck Norris Facter

So we've all got a little bit of Chuck inside of us?

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

I hope you have finally learned that space is curved around you. Greetings from is - ahhh - is this really - aaah - me - aahh- me (stuttering because of dashs in the code).