Matrix Morpheus

NO KIDDING!!!
I went to the doctor to get a camp physical.
I am blind, and have bad knees and ankles... but don't take any medications...
The first thing out of the Doc mouth is "I see your not on any medications... is this true?"
I tell him it is...
Immediately he says "That's not normal... what can we get you on?"
I look around his office and EVERYTHING has a pharmacutical brand name on it...
The big wall mirror was sponsored by Botox.... oh my gosh..
EVERYTHING was given to him by a drug rep!

To make matters worse... his assistant did NOT fill out my camp form properly! Suddenly I am 6'6" and weigh about 100 pounds more than I really do!
He didn't even get my allergies... some deadly... correct!
All they were thinking about was the FREE dinner sponsored by the makers of....

It's worse than going to a mechanic for an oil change and being told you need...everything! Isn't it nice to know the people we trust to be in charge of our and our families' health issues are bought and paid for by the very industry set up to get and keep us drugged up? Just think how many things they could put you on (and how much they'd get from your insurance) if something had happened as a result of their careless ( or maybe not?) record keeping!