Grumpy Cat

My cousin has a job as a nuclear scientist. So one day decides to ask me what my job is.
Cousin: "So, what is your job."
Me: "I hunt alligators for a living."
Cousin: "Cool."
Me: "Yeah, it doesn't pay well, but it works."
Cousin: "Wait, Your geting paid?!?!?"

Been up since the crack of dawn
Just trying to paid
Been hotter than a hundred suns
I can't find no shade

Reminds me of the country song "dirt on my boots"

Am I right or am I right?

Gotta get paid somehow

Yeah, I sell Gator skin for money.
It pays
Oh it pays alright.

If only I wasent right on this. CHRISTMAS MAKES ME MAD!
But it is an excuse to get drunk

I speak softly . . . wonder if that counts

Translation: I am very fluent in silence, but I speak because hardly anyone can understand it...

As a Selective mute, that is my life in a nutshell m8

*mind blows up*

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!