WTF am I looking at? Blow-up dolls or are they human? Lol

They're real! Google it some look just like barbie Lol :)

I saw a picture of a Russian chick that was named that for that very reason! That's too freaky for me! Lol

What made me think about it was all the cleavage posts! Most of those women have implants and other surgeries! I guess that I'm just an old fashion geezer because I like a woman who's natural, I don't even like makeup! Drives me nuts a beautiful woman painted like she going on the warpath! But to each their own lol :)

I like mine natural, the less "Stuff" the better, plus I'm willing to be it's healthier, not that I'm one much to talk, beer guzzling, smokem of you gottem, "Hold my beer, y'all watch this!" kinda guy I am! If I make it to 60, it'll be a freaking miracle! (Watch, I live to 90 out of spite!). Lol. Great advice you gave your son, because I can tell you first hand, both ex's aged just like their mothers! :)

Yes, that advice was given to me as a pup, just passed it down! But it is true in most cases lol :) That's what I'll be tomorrow Evilman is 60, lived 6 decades and been alive in 7. If I'd known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself lol :)

If it makes you feel any better, I've seen many, many, more old drunks than I've ever seen old doctors! Lol. :)

Makes me Think of what an old mentor of mine told me once! I took a job at the Eagle Picher fertilizer plant! Dale found out and come to see me he said you know about them old timers from the fertilizer plant, don't you? he said they ain't any lol :)

Lol. I'm glad that I was taught plumbing, house/structural moving, etc. by that older generation. They were tough, unrelenting and crabby old bastards but I remember everything, and I mean every detail of what they taught how to do, and how not to get your ass killed doing it! I believe most of them guys are gone now....

Lol, yes, me too! My hands and common sense have served me well! Do about anything when my mind gets set on it! I love talking and learning from older people! I always have liked listening to the stories and knowledge they would share! :)

Yea, when I got to be around them, you do one of two things.....either you shut the f**k up and listen, or ask intelligent questions! Lmao! :)

Yeah, they didn't put up with a bunch of nonsense back then lol :)

They'd slap you like Robin! Lmao! :)

Slap you in front of God and everybody, and wasn't anyone saying shit Lol :)

Side of my head still hurts ......lol. ;)

You know what it's like to see that flash of light hahaha! Me too :)

Lol

Lol, When my son was in high school I told him son if you find a girl you like, look at here mother because that's going to be her in 40 years lol :)

This is what I'm making now! Not quite done yet, Had to take a break from it lol :)
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Finished it Evilman :)

"imgflip.com/i/1npy4y";. Just submitted this, I did one very similar to this but I liked the way I worded this one better. Lol :)

Got it Evilman :)

15 minutes till your birthday!! :)

Well, an hour and 15 minuted here Lol :) I feel every damn year right now too Lol :)

It's f**king close enough for me, dammit! :)

Hahaha, It's funny cause it's raining and storming here which you know April the 23'rd is just that time of year! What's funny is when I was born it was storming like hell, and my Mom said old Doc Pickrel (who had delivered as many cows as kids) told her she needed to get to the hospital! She told him she had to go sell our damn mule before she comes! so the mule took priority over me getting into the world Lmao :) Thanks again my friend Evilman, I do appreciate it :)

Lol. Left you something on the other meme of mine.....lol...

Yeah, I liked those a lot! Thank Brother! lol :)

Lol. My pleasure! :)

Lol :)

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Hahaha, Yeah, I bet it did too! But the assholes are always going to be around! Heck I can get along with anyone, but I'm sure mot kissing anyone's ass to do it lol

Yea, you got that right! I just submitted this, hopefully it's funny....
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I'm going to submit this tomorrow I think lol :)

Go for it! :)

I'll have to think on it lol:)

Ha ha ha! :)

That is surprising because there's no shortage of assholes! Thanks, my old evil friend! :)

I'm willing to bet (at least in part) that what I wrote (and you too!) was probably took the wind out of a couple of assholes sails.....lmao! When assholes get called out for being assholes before they can even be an asshole, tends to demoralize and take the fun right out of being an asshole in the first place! (Re-reads to see if that actually made any sense......yea, it did...). Lol :)

Just Pure Evil hahaha :)

Ha ha ha!!! :)

On my way Evilman! :)

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Hahaha! Evil and sneaky y'all are! Thanks, Evilman! I appreciate you!

Yes I is! My titty comment on my meme remains unflagged, I was sure some asshole by now would of done something! Lol :). Happy birthday, again!

:)

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