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then I tell them I'm a doctor and start operating on the flight attendants | I DON'T ALWAYS FLY UNITED; BUT WHEN I DO I GET RAGING DRUNK BEFOREHAND SO THEY HAVE A REAL REASON TO DRAG MY ARSE OFF THE PLANE | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world,united 3411 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,976 views 62 upvotes Made by KenJ 7 years ago in fun
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DRUNK? YOU MEAN PRIMED AND READY? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You show em Ken
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FLYING? YOU MEAN TRAINING FOR MY NEXT MATCH BY PUMMELING AIRPORT SECURITY? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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AIRPORT SECURITY? YOU MEAN AIRPORT SUCKERS? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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:)
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Whew???
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Unfortunately, all their small print gives the airlines all the power. Funny, I heard today about a drunk guy on united allowed to board, than was served more drinks and raged on some lady next to him, with her daughter trying to feel her up.. (if it's true)
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Generally I think the airlines held back on that small print. Lately they've been feeling their oats, as if a new 'business oriented' administration might allow them more leeway to abuse their customers. Regardless of how one might feel about business (I'm free trade, open markets, and good with globalization) I think there was a hope among business types that things might be easier to slip out of.
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I've noticed either a bit more of that as well in the corporate world - or more apt coverage of those events for once. Not sure, but either way Airlines can replace CEO's at the drop of a dime even just to make 'good PR'; companies that big have a long line hungry sharks (know that from personal experience). Wouldn't shock me if they did, and like you say- wouldn't shock me of they didn't. Depends on how many more hundreds of memes get whipped up and shared in the socials.
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Hopefully the media will be a bit less bourgeois.
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Just found this, thought it was worth sharing for a chuckle! "Bourgeois" boy, it sure don't sound like it spelled! That's what happens when you give the French too much wine at dinner! Lol. :)
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Except for one who has to stop to save their arse, of course.
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I have no interest messing in anyone's else's affairs and expect the same in return, but dude, have a beer and maybe smoke a joint and relax once in a while! You maybe to the left of me but I believe we both probably agree on a lot of things and what we don't we can both respect! I don't trust non drinkers! Lmao! :)
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Never thought of the Trump/Nugent comparison. ;)
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:)
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;)
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Not sure how this is Trump's fault, but okay.
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Just an attitude adjustment on the part of some. But not all. Thankfully.
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I don't think I linked you this last one from yesterday: imgflip.com/i/1nh1wd

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I DON'T ALWAYS FLY UNITED; BUT WHEN I DO I GET RAGING DRUNK BEFOREHAND SO THEY HAVE A REAL REASON TO DRAG MY ARSE OFF THE PLANE