Dash you're not easy! You have me laughing laughing at your comment so much, I can't focus to reply! Lol! :D
Anyhow, Socrates did this Meme! So have fun with him! :)
I heard that quote a long time ago, but it wasn't till today they I knew who said it, Raymond Chandler wrote those Humphrey Bogart gum shoe detective stories. This is another funny quote...lol...