So basically I have to find a better snobby reason to go to 'true' Mexican restaurants. Pretty easy in Portland with all the awesome food carts around.
YOUR WORD IS - DIARRHEA; COULD YOU REPEAT THE WORD SLOWLY? D I A R R H E A; CAN YOU TELL ME THE COUNTRY OF ORIGIN? MEXICO; CAN YOU USE IT IN A SENTENCE? I ATE AT TACO BELL AND 2 HOURS LATER I HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA; DIARRHEA D-Y-A-R-R-H-E-A DIARRHEA; I'M SORRY, THAT IS INCORRECT, YOU LOSE; OH, SHIT!