Aaaaand Its Gone

Who hasn't been in that scenario? LOL

True story, I can't make this stuff up! Every day my neighbor's chickens come in my yard and peck all the mulch out of my beds looking for food. Yesterday I was grilling chicken and one of the chickens grabbed a chicken thigh and ran off with it. My neighbor came over and said "Eddie I really don't care but my wife would appreciate if you didn't feed our chickens chicken"

Real life shit is always funnier than fiction dude...LOL

I know exactly what you mean.

That's a good one. You should submit it in some form. :)

looks like you're being stalked

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Ha, you inspired me to make this 1m3amb.jpg (click to show) thanks

Holy crap!

Actually? Yes. Pretty damn accurate.

Shameless plug for politically incorrect Cleavage Week

Cleavage week had been moved to April 17th

Sweet :)

You know what they say, can't make an omelette without making scrambled egg. Think that was the saying.

XD

Lol