The Grim Reefer

Cuba:
Reef 100% intact, healthy, and full of life.
Free of agricultural runoff, chemical pollution, and human sewage.
Heckuva lot closer to the equator than Australia, and a heckuva lot hotter year round.
Yet surrounded by islands and seas and gulfs pockmarked with dead zones.

Yuppers, at 5,000,000,000 years and counting, today's climate change is normal.

Hope I passed yer quiz.

PS: If you wanna, best check it out ASAP. With the US embargo being lifted, one big assed fart is about to lay that shit ta waste,,,

The world hasn't even been around for 5,000,000,000 years, that just some dumb belief by Evolutionists. It has only been around for 6,000 years.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Show me the line in Scripture with this alleged birthdate.
While you're at it, show me an angel, a nephilim, heck, show me one of the Gods - you know, the smotin, floodin, resurrectin Gods of yore...

No, really, Genesis 1:? says that the Gods created the world when?

We know how long the world was around because of how long it took to write the Bible, by studing all the events we can know how long it took, and since there is a verse on how the earth was created. And you can't see our God, but you know he is there, I pray to him all the time, and you wouldn't belie how many miracles he has performed, and I am just a teenager. Ha! Got any other questions?

Don't believe me? Read this then:https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj2qfyCzeDSAhWI8YMKHUEMCLcQFggdMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fanswersingenesis.org%2F*ge-of-the-earth%2Fhow-old-is-the-earth%2F&usg=AFQjCNGRH-DJ0QmEdlKDOZ5ZjGrqZ32CLg&bvm=bv.149760088,d.amc

Give me the Genesis incept date.
I'll read that.
Not some hooey a European non God's chosen people monk THEORIZED.

Or are you saying the Gods can't recall?

There Is no date, probably because there is not really a need for one. I'm saying there wasn't a date that God created the earth, but to God it isn't necessary for him to tell us. And if you are saying a monk wrote the Bible, you are wrong, they only copied it for other people to read. Many people wrote the Bible:God, Paul, John, and a bunch of others.

The Gods, any of them, didn't write it. If Yahweh or Elohim did, they sure are confused. Much of Genesis was written by Sumerians, and Eden, etc, was written by the followers the God of light, knowledge, good, and truth: Satan, in a religion that was old when the pyramids were new. You see how this works?

A monk 'calculated' the 8000 date. You refer to this number as an absolute truth, yet don't know the source?

There were 2 Johns, btw. John the Younger wrote Revelations.

No one is sure who wrote the Gospels, they were merely ascribed to various apostles. We know the Book of Matthew, for example, was not written by him, since he describes the Roman census taken when Jesus was born. Such a census did not begin till a century after, with Jesus and Matt long dead.

If no date needed, why are you wasting our time on this?

I didn't ask anyone to argue with me.

No, you simply started an argument and stated that your faith based opinions were facts without any substantiation.

Heck, ever hear of Ahura Mazda? His prophet, Zarathustra?
He created YOUR vision of one God,
YOUR Savior, Jesus (Mithras, died in the flame, born of the flame, December 25th, had 12 Attendents, in a cult popular in Rome 2000 yrs ago - sounding familiar?)
YOUR notion of an afterlife,
YOUR belief in a coming Apocalypse,
Even YOUR idea of clasping your hands in prayer (Jesus said palms up, face looking up to Heaven, did He not?).

The word and concept, Paradise, came from THEIR'S, Pairadaeza.

You understand what I'm getting at?

History is a lot, lot older than what some barbarians in Europe deem it to be.

And if you are going to start talking about it being theorized, that is all that evolution is:a theory. At least we "portray" my belief as a fact, instead yours is just a dumb scientific theory. Now I have heard that this world supposedly came into existence by a "big bang," but why don't you tell me something: Where did the big bang come from? Who created it? I would say it makes more sense for there to be a God, than some thing coming randomly into existence. Yeah sure, God wasn't born, but at least we have a reason. And one more thing, did you know that Charles Darwin (The guy who came up with the theory of evolution) said that theory of his was fake right before he died?

Your belief is not fact, it's a belief. Yours. Facts are fact. Just ask Jesus.

I take it you never saw a dog before.
Steamer ducks - look them up for evolution happening before our eyes,
Or the anole lizards left on various Bahamanian isles to study overpopulation pressures,
Or the storks that got blown over to New Zealand from Australia a few decades ago and already are losing the ability to fly.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, how come you don't look like Jesus at all?

Again, show me the quote.
Anyways, Darwin stole his idea.
I couldn't care less if the old Jew in the sky told me it was bogus. I believe in what I see.

Yes, you are right micro-evolution happens, just not the 10 year fish turning into mammal thing (If that is one of them.) That is just rideculous. Okay, now I am just done talking. Idiot. I could easily continue arguing, but I am not because now you are just making me angry. Read articles from answers in genesis, then maybe it will get something to that thick skull of yours.

I'm right, really? Golly gee, how mighty Christian of you.

So instead of quoting God hisself or your infallible Lord & Saviour, Darwin,
Your coup de gras is a concession that my facts are correct, but only on a smaller scale.

THAT'S DUMB, er, rather STUPID. (It ain't deaf)

What the heck are you talking about? I can't understand you over your bad grammar and spelling.

Google.
And stop pretending to be an illiterate who cannot read or spell.

Want proof of evolution? Look in the mirror. You are somewhere between ape and human intellectually. Nope, make that monkey.

Ta ta, have a good day,,,

Oh, and read a book.

If you can.