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Old Ad Week. Modern Technology. Go from canning to cannibalism in one easy purchase.  | WE JUST LOVE OUR HUGE CHEST FREEZER; It holds everything we need; Now we can have everything we need!  It's so much easier than canning,  and our food tastes fresher when we thaw and cook it.  Corn,  peas,  and green beans from the garden.  Berries we picked in the orchard.  Those teens we caught making out by the creek.  They're all as fresh as the day that we froze them! | image tagged in old ad week,swiggys-back,home freezer,cannibalism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
797 views 6 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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1 up, 7y,
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Oooh, this one wont go anywhere. Expect TL:DR. And they miss the whole point of teen slasher flicks
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1 up, 7y
This is nowhere near as wordy as the old ads, but then, back in the day people had to read
1 up, 7y,
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what font did you use on this?
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WE JUST LOVE OUR HUGE CHEST FREEZER; It holds everything we need; Now we can have everything we need! It's so much easier than canning, and our food tastes fresher when we thaw and cook it. Corn, peas, and green beans from the garden. Berries we picked in the orchard. Those teens we caught making out by the creek. They're all as fresh as the day that we froze them!