... with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

From Awwwwwwww to Argggggghh in about two seconds.

its not dead, it's just asleep

This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

of course It was nailed there, if I hadn't nailed that bird there, it would've nuzzled up to those bars, bent em apart with its beak, and VOOM!

<a href="imgflip.com/gif/14gmbc";><img src="14gmbc.gif (click to show)"