Perhaps you're right, but wrong in every conceivable way. The Earth has flown through many different realities that alter the concept of us every time. Sometimes we are lifeless rocks on a vast, empty Earth. Other times we are all angels and demons at constant war on Earth, or in that reality, Hellvan. In our previous reality before this one, we were all clear of mind and all at peace. No wars ever had existed, nobody was offended by anything because there was nothing to be offended by, and no unhappiness was ever wrought unto our Earth. But the Gods of Nods who created them and watched over them had a problem. The reality was perfect. Too perfect. The Gods of Nods had created them because they wanted to intoduce the new concept of life to their Overseer. If he approved, they could create Humankind officially as the current Earth was only an experiment. A perfect experiment. A boring experiment. This would never do, Beta Earth needed excitement! So they then introduced a new character to even things out. He was known as Snippert. When Snippert arrived, he showed Beta Earth all the horrors of soon-to-be reality. War, pain, death, and worst of all, profanity. The Beta earthlings did not like the details, only the result. A rough world. A real world. With the pain of reality in place, life could enjoy the benifits even more. The birth of a child. The bravery of heros. A funny comedian. Think about that dickwad motherf**ker.