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I did this last night so I know it to be true!!! | Things you say when you stub your toe in the middle of the night | Ouch, *$%#, God #*$%&@, Mother $*@%#*, Son of a &*$@% | image tagged in funny,pie charts,swearing,stub your toe,angry pain | made w/ Imgflip chart maker
11,793 views 151 upvotes Made by Raydog 5 years ago
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11 ups, 5y,
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SHUCKY-DARNS! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Reminds me of when I was in the Marine Corps, we had a Marine that was an ultra-religious zealot almost on par with Ned Flanders. He tried to institute a "swear jar". My old salty Gunny came in, took one look at it, said "F**k that shit!" and threw it across the room. Classic!
9 ups, 5y,
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THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SWEAR JAR YOU MAGGOT MOTHERF**KER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Swear jars and military just don't mix!!! LOL
5 ups, 5y,
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SWEAR JARS ARE FOR PUSSIES ! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:-)
4 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y,
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No :D
1 up, 5y
ka-ching

...hes extorting money just shoot him for f*ck's sake
4 ups, 5y,
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That's awesome...you should post that one, it works on its own, not just in this thread.

Of course, it would get flagged NSFW.
4 ups, 5y
I'll put it in my "To be submitted" file and maybe...
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
The problem is, it would have been all of my money to start with :-)
5 ups, 5y,
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I know dude...same here...LOL
5 ups, 5y
Luckily, I now work with a bunch of dudes where we all curse <3
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4 ups, 5y,
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When we're you in Abby_Normal?
4 ups, 5y,
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1982 - 2004
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3 ups, 5y,
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Wow! You got quite a few years on me. I was in from 2000-2004.
thank you for serving and Semper Fi!
3 ups, 5y,
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Likewise!

Where were you at? That's a 1st MarDiv logo, if I'm not mistaken. That's where I went to ITS, started out as an 03XX but later became a winger.
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3 ups, 5y,
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I was based at Pendleton camp Horno in the middle of nowhere. I was a Machine gunner 0331, I got to play in the sandbox in Iraq when the war kicked off. It was mostly fun with moments of "wow this really sucks". All said and done I wouldn't do anything different.
2 ups, 5y,
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"All said and done I wouldn't do anything different." - Great quote & great attitude! No regrets here either.

I was at The Gunny's course in Jan - Feb '03 and I think that we went to Horno for some training...so we might have been there about the same time, unless you deployed before that.
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3 ups, 5y,
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You are heros. Thank you for serving our nation. Both of you, Abby_Normal and Alphabitter. :)
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1 up, 5y,
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Just swapping stories with A fellow Marine, I apologize to Raydog also, didn't mean to tsk over the comment section.
2 ups, 5y,
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Raydog's cool, a shipmate I do believe, USN.
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2 ups, 5y
This was 14 years and 60 pounds ago lol. Thank you fellow Memer's, y'all made my day.
Carry on!!
2 ups, 5y
Yup...was stationed at Nas Miramar when it was still a navy base from '88-'92.
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2 ups, 5y
Hey, i'm sure Raydog als found your storys intresting,
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1 up, 5y
I believe I had just deployed at that time, I was on the U.S.S. Dubuque along side the Bonhome Richard,and the Boxer.
9 ups, 5y,
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I might submit this baby
5 ups, 5y,
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You better...cuz if you don't I will...it's literally the first thing I thought of when I read your other comment...LOL
4 ups, 5y,
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I thought of it before I posted that other comment, lol.
I literally almost bailed out on that one just to post the addict one, but thought, why not both?
As far as submitting this... NSFW! I did! :-)
I feel bad, because I didn't mention you in the title, however I did make a comment right away with you in it. I see too many times noobs using you, or Socrates in their title to try and fast-track their meme to the front page. I didn't want to appear to be vote baiting.
Also, since yours is fresh, I should have waited a bit perhaps.
I know you're not mad about any of that though :-)
Thanks man
4 ups, 5y,
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It's all good Bro...let me know when it features!
4 ups, 5y,
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It's been 8 hours, has 16 views, should feature soon I suppose.
Thanks man :-)
4 ups, 5y,
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Feel free to link it here.
5 ups, 5y
Thanks, brother :-)
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7 ups, 5y,
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It's what I yell :-)
5 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y,
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That's funny you thought that :-)
Well, you might actually be a meme addict, lol
4 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y,
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I'm always the 84th upvoter or something like that. Yay!
6 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y,
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I tried to sound like Yosemite Sam here. :)
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4 ups, 5y,
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I also swear when something happens with my car, like sliding on ice: Sh!!!!!!t :)
3 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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That's a funny one! I don't remember that scene. :D
2 ups, 5y
I vaguely remember it, but I couldn't tell you what the cartoon is about. The one with Elmer Fudd is a classic tho'...can't remember the name of it, but I remember the cartoon well!!!
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