I did this last night so I know it to be true!!!

I did this last night so I know it to be true!!! | Things you say when you stub your toe in the middle of the night | Ouch, *$%#, God #*$%&@, Mother $*@%#*, Son of a &*$@% | image tagged in funny,pie charts,swearing,stub your toe,angry pain | made w/ Imgflip pie chart maker
10,501 views, 147 upvotes, Made by Raydog 14 months ago funnypie chartsswearingstub your toeangry pain
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SHUCKY-DARNS! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Reminds me of when I was in the Marine Corps, we had a Marine that was an ultra-religious zealot almost on par with Ned Flanders. He tried to institute a "swear jar". My old salty Gunny came in, took one look at it, said "F**k that shit!" and threw it across the room. Classic!
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THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SWEAR JAR YOU MAGGOT MOTHERF**KER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Swear jars and military just don't mix!!! LOL
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SWEAR JARS ARE FOR PUSSIES ! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:-)
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THINK OF ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN BUY WITH ONE OF THESE GO***MN THINGS IN THE F**KING OFFICE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LOOK! ISSA JAR JAR JAR | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Philosoraptor Meme | IF JAR JAR BINKS SAID A SWEAR WORD WOULD ANYONE UNDERSTAND HIM? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOUSSA PIESSA ICKY ICKY GOO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
No :D
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ka-ching

...hes extorting money just shoot him for f*ck's sake
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4 ups, 1 reply
That's awesome...you should post that one, it works on its own, not just in this thread.

Of course, it would get flagged NSFW.
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I'll put it in my "To be submitted" file and maybe...
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The problem is, it would have been all of my money to start with :-)
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I know dude...same here...LOL
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Luckily, I now work with a bunch of dudes where we all curse <3
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When we're you in Abby_Normal?
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1982 - 2004
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3 ups, 1 reply
Wow! You got quite a few years on me. I was in from 2000-2004.
thank you for serving and Semper Fi!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Likewise!

Where were you at? That's a 1st MarDiv logo, if I'm not mistaken. That's where I went to ITS, started out as an 03XX but later became a winger.
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I was based at Pendleton camp Horno in the middle of nowhere. I was a Machine gunner 0331, I got to play in the sandbox in Iraq when the war kicked off. It was mostly fun with moments of "wow this really sucks". All said and done I wouldn't do anything different.
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"All said and done I wouldn't do anything different." - Great quote & great attitude! No regrets here either.

I was at The Gunny's course in Jan - Feb '03 and I think that we went to Horno for some training...so we might have been there about the same time, unless you deployed before that.
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You are heros. Thank you for serving our nation. Both of you, Abby_Normal and Alphabitter. :)
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Just swapping stories with A fellow Marine, I apologize to Raydog also, didn't mean to tsk over the comment section.
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Raydog's cool, a shipmate I do believe, USN.
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This was 14 years and 60 pounds ago lol. Thank you fellow Memer's, y'all made my day.
Carry on!!
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Yup...was stationed at Nas Miramar when it was still a navy base from '88-'92.
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Hey, i'm sure Raydog als found your storys intresting,
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I believe I had just deployed at that time, I was on the U.S.S. Dubuque along side the Bonhome Richard,and the Boxer.
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9 ups, 1 reply
I might submit this baby
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You better...cuz if you don't I will...it's literally the first thing I thought of when I read your other comment...LOL
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I thought of it before I posted that other comment, lol.
I literally almost bailed out on that one just to post the addict one, but thought, why not both?
As far as submitting this... NSFW! I did! :-)
I feel bad, because I didn't mention you in the title, however I did make a comment right away with you in it. I see too many times noobs using you, or Socrates in their title to try and fast-track their meme to the front page. I didn't want to appear to be vote baiting.
Also, since yours is fresh, I should have waited a bit perhaps.
I know you're not mad about any of that though :-)
Thanks man
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It's all good Bro...let me know when it features!
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It's been 8 hours, has 16 views, should feature soon I suppose.
Thanks man :-)
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Feel free to link it here.
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Thanks, brother :-)
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It's what I yell :-)
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That's funny you thought that :-)
Well, you might actually be a meme addict, lol
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I'm always the 84th upvoter or something like that. Yay!
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I tried to sound like Yosemite Sam here. :)
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I also swear when something happens with my car, like sliding on ice: Sh!!!!!!t :)
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That's a funny one! I don't remember that scene. :D
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I vaguely remember it, but I couldn't tell you what the cartoon is about. The one with Elmer Fudd is a classic tho'...can't remember the name of it, but I remember the cartoon well!!!
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Today's :: https://imgflip.com/i/1kvfmc
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5 ups, 1 reply
Even the never swears Lynch lets a SOB slip on occasion when I stub my toe!
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Everybody does it...LOL
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I cuss a lot anyway so it's second nature for me!!! LOL
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Some guy I worked with one described me to a new chick at work... he said, "Rick's a nice guy, but he curses a lot."
I said... well, you know what I said ;-)
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The brain tries to deny it lol
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Reminds me of a time I was getting a ladder from outback and fell into a cactus, I let out a string of curse words that would make Andrew dice clay blush. As I was brushing off and removing the cactus my pastor called and asked if I would be able to cover and preach Wednesday evening. I accepted with some hesitation but put together a pretty real sermon about not being a fake Christian.
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oh wow how ironic i just stubbed my toe like 5 minutes ago. Don't worry, i wasn't the idiot that just says "ouch"
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Indeed I used all of them >:D
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Raydog: Stubs toe, immediately creates pie chart about experience, makes front page.
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if this isn't me and my family every time...
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"Things you say when you stub your toe in the middle of the night"
I don't say anything. I just grunt.
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If it really hurts, I just hit the nearest non-breakable object. :P
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No one would ever say ouch even homer Simpson said fiddle de dee xxx
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Actually, I hardly ever use swear words. Just thought of the pun while reading through the comments. Ended up submitting it.
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DOH SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD
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Pretty much
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I say "whoohoo! what fun!"
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You know you can meme comment now right?
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I just scream
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I yell all of those in my head
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Cool but the actual sound I make is a guttural inhale
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