Who wants a pizza that! Cartoon Week. A JuicyDeath1025 event

oh dear lol

dear oh dear rofl

You never know what I'll say. Hell, even I don't know what I'll day till after I've said it.

Double entendres are my specialty.

its funnier after having noticed some of your comments in other memes that vaguely outline who you are. reminds me of a few gaming mates in their 50s+ who would often forget that i (the only female) would be in earshot of the conversation and drop some of the most outrageously dirty comments. and me being me would nearly fall off my chair laughing

If you look hard enough on the internet, you'll find out a lot about me. As a former stand up comic, I still promote myself. When I was a mem-rep on Prodigy Online service decades ago, I wrote a post about a sale at the local self-service masturbatorium. Since I made the word up, the bots didn't censor it and the board leaders got into the double entendre and inuendo I kicked off. Prodigy was a forerunner of the internet as far as public access went. But it was family oriented. Still, I got away with posting some pretty outrageous stuff.

One thread started out as comments about Shakespeare. I know next to nothing about Shakespeare but I had to contribute. One board leader and I discussed the lesser known porn he did, like Romeo and Juliet and Ted and Alice. Hamlet was a small town whose only industry was the operation of bordellos. The same conversation today would include the play Two Men of Verona and One Cup.

I have a very bawdy sense of humor. Damn. Auto correct knows me well enough that I only had to type in the first word of that it prompted every remaining word. I can use every swear word crested and add new ones in top. I like this forum because I can dance around the direct words and still be nasty. Think Benny Hill naughty. That's why some of my lists are NSFW while others that could be slip by and get a lot of views.

My grandkids and kids are a lot like that. They come by it easily. It's a hoot when I try to tell an old, dirty joke to one, and they know the punchline. My one granddaughter tells me about her lunchtime clique and what they discuss. Occasionally an outsider will join, but until he accepts their terms, they get as bad as they can. She can hardly wait for the next interloper to sit with them. She's got fresh ammo. Her younger sister just had her first visit from "Aunt Flo".

i hope that's true.

You'll know when you have to visit a dentist to get a haircut.

I'm old and only just getting into anime. What is Yaoi? The other I'm familiar with; it's been around since Adam and Eve.

Okay. So what would Ranma 1/2 be. It's an anime/manga about a young martial artist that, when slashed with cold water, he becomes a she.

Not a trap, really. He was training in China with his dad when the fell into cursed pools. His dad fell into the pool of the cursed panda where hundreds of years earlier, a giant panda fell into the pool. Now every time his dad get splashed with cold water, he turns into a giant panda. Ranma fell into the pool of the cursed girl where a young lady ("girls" built like that??? Woman) had drowned hundreds of years ago. Other characters that have taken a plunge, rival Ryoga, pool of drowned pig. Shampu, pool of drowned cat. Mousse, pool of drowned duck.

While there are tender moments in it, it's pretty much a screwball, romantic comedy. Before I let my granddaughters watch it, I had to discuss it with their mom because it stops just short of full frontal nudity. Yes, it shows na-nas. So far, I've got four seasons of it. One grand daughter has seen season one and two, another has seen seasons one thru three, and the other two, none. (Well, one doesn't live close enough to come visit)

Ranma has several fiances. All at the same time. All arranged marriages by his father. Except one. He got her in a battle without knowing the rules. But then, she was trying to kill the girl version.

& HOLY SHIT STOP RIGHT THERE BEFORE YOU UPSET PEOPLE WITH SPOILERS.

These aren't spoilers. Teasers, yes, spoilers, no. I watched seasons 2,3,1, and 4 in that order. In fact, season 4 just arrived last Friday. The shock wasn't in the stories, but that they changed voice actors for boy Ranma. At least in the US dubbed versions. Sarah Strange did boy Ramna in 1-3, but season 4 brought in Richard Ian Cox, to do his voice. It really took some time to get used to him. He started sounding right about the third disk.