Bad Luck Brian

I'd never drive anything but a Ford.

;-P

Fail
On
Race
Day

:)

Found on road dead?

"For Off Road Driving"

Driver returns on foot?

That would be "First On Race Day".

keeps your hands warm when you push it

How do you find a Ford in the snow? Look for the tire tracks with footsteps between them.

Meh. I don't care much for Chevy either. Or Dodge.

Benz
Butler
Armstrong Electric?

You know those times when you upvote, and come back half hour later, and it's still at zero?

Yeah...Been getting that a lot lately.

Upvoted you, refreshed browser, Arrow is green, but count still zero.

Yep, weird.

Happens to me all the time!

Ford stands for
Fail
On
Race
Day