Got a reply from a dating site. She even said she'd pick me up.

Got a reply from a dating site. She even said she'd pick me up. | I'm a professional anthropologist that is constantly on the move. Since my work keeps me so busy, without time to socialize, I've started co | image tagged in dating,anthropology,her name is star,one night stand | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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BOI-I-I-I-ING!!! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | WHICH ONE OF THE 50 SHADES IS THAT? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Well, according to this, I shouldn't have anything to worry about. That's some interesting anatomy
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If I do, it will be for "further research".
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yes.

Please abduct me

She can keep me, too
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3 ups
One reason I was chosen was I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. That and I've had a lot of experience with older women.
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Eh ... I'd still do her.
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Maury knows that.
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Unless they're counting old guy pubes
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2 ups, 1 reply
as long as she doesn't turn out to be a guy.
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Uh, according to her, not for a few hundred years, yet.

Just like most earth species start out as a fetus with a female bluprint, so does hers. There are no male babies born of her species: all females. About the time they're 400 or so, they build a cocoon and gestate in there for about two years. When they emerge, they are male. They mate with the young females that haven't gone through the change. She has 32 children from various maternity contracts. She'll continue on with her studies for several decades before she goes back to "brood mare" status, then return to exploration as menopause (their version) occurs. During that 60 years, she's infertile while her body prepares to become a male.

One interesting, fascinating, and highly exotic thing about the females of the species is that they have a tongue inside their love canal. While it will develop into a Willy during the cocoon stage, right now it acts similar to the tongue.

Wish she popped back in the area again, or one of her sisters. Wow.
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oy vey. thanks for the lesson, professor. ;-P
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I'm a professional anthropologist that is constantly on the move. Since my work keeps me so busy, without time to socialize, I've started combining the two. It's a fun way to learn about other cultures and their different customs. Could I probe you if I let you probe me? I have a clean bill of health and can provide documentation. I'm just looking to have a good time and, since it's work related, I'm a really good listener. I'll make sure this is a one night stand you'll never forget: and your friends won't believe, even with photographic evidence. But you will.
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