I feel dirty, like a politician pandering for votes!

I feel dirty, like a politician  pandering for votes! | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE ONLY REASON I CREATED THIS MEME IS BECAUSE I'M ONLY SEVEN POINTS FROM 14000 | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
6,340 views, 127 upvotes, Made by falcon56 15 months ago memesmatrix morpheus
Matrix Morpheus memeRe-caption this meme
Add Meme
Post Comment
reply
[deleted]
8 ups
Sparta Leonidas Meme | N00B! | image tagged in memes,sparta leonidas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
No, congrats :)
reply
[deleted]
7 ups
If I Told You What | IF I TOLD YOU WHAT JOB GOOD YOU DID | image tagged in if i told you what | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
https://imgflip.com/i/1injq9
reply
6 ups
Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | 14455 THANKS! NOW, AS TO MY POSITION ON.... | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Truly appreciate that!
reply
6 ups
we've all done that, well most of us anyway.
reply
6 ups
Steve Harvey Meme | AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT MAKING CAMPAIGN PROMISES THAT YOU DON'T INTEND TO KEEP | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
[deleted]
5 ups
Batman Slapping Robin Meme | BUT, HE'S OVER 14K | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | CONGRATS! YOU'RE ONLY 6K BEHIND MY COUSIN | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But, to be fair, he joined a couple weeks before you.

Now you've got the points bug, be prepared to start thinking in memes. When you hit 15K, they start allowing you to post three a day.

Then the fun really begins.
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
They look at me like I'm crazy when I start a sentence with "one does not simply", "not sure if" or "what if I told you" and then find it hilarious
reply
5 ups, 1 reply
The crazy part is that memes have been around in some form or another, for generations. Mostly just captioned photos, eventually with word balloons. I've got a book around here, somewhere, of when Nixon was first elected. Most of the humor is dated, much like the streaker book I had in the 70s, but could still make some decent memes. Now to find it and hook up my scanner.
reply
5 ups, 1 reply
Little known fact: Nixon was a streaker!
reply
5 ups
Looks like he has nothing to hide... Literally.

Actually, the one picture I remember from the streaker book was Nixon jogging up the Capitol Building steps, fully dressed, with the thought balloon say, "Tomorrow I'll try this without my clothes."
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
I'll keep an eye on your memes, so make it great ;)
reply
4 ups
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
[deleted]
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
3 ups
Not downplaying your accomplishments, man. Just forgot to add the side text.
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
:-)
reply
[deleted]
3 ups
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
What if i told you....
The only reason i'm commenting is so I can get enough points to post a meme comment?
reply
3 ups
reply
[deleted]
2 ups
All's fair in love and memes.
reply
[deleted]
2 ups
Joking congrats!
reply
1 up
i would hit yer face
Flip Settings
Matrix Morpheus memeRe-caption this meme

Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator

Show embed codes
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU; THE ONLY REASON I CREATED THIS MEME IS BECAUSE I'M ONLY SEVEN POINTS FROM 14000
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back