bad pun cat

But they usually hit caps lock and mash the keyboard :)

Fair enough

Probably because the only person who would own a cat named coffee is a liberal.

(Rimshot)

Ok, uncle, uncle

Wite power

(Louder Rimshot)

I heard they work wonders
:) lol

I'd make a joke about Opan right about now but that'd be setting the bar too low

-the one that eats up every word of CNN

Oh. MSNBC, Buzzfeed, or CBS more your loony liberal style?

You're*

In America we make it up as we go along , you know how many redcoats we killed to have that freedom?

"Alternative Facts" are not lies. They are facts that are "alternate" to another related fact. Fact: Obama had more people attend his inauguration than Trump because Washington DC is a highly liberal. Alternate fact: Trump had the most viewed inauguration.

Reagan had the most viewed inauguration

That term is taken out of context

More viewed*

That's you in the back on the tambourine

Huh?

What?

Did you know cocaine saved ulessses s. Grant!