I pulled up this template and thought for a moment, and I remembered your "Slapaho" meme and came up with "Slappitis". Lol. That's exactly where that came from! Thanks for the inspiration! :)
"imgflip.com/i/1iihru". I'm sure you need something to do this morning, not like there's anything to do out there in the country but to drive into town for some more gyros! Lol :)