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I'm just joking! Imagining Jesus as an LGBT individual is going to be my way of pissing off the right. :3
Because the Bible, and many other religious texts, condemn being part of the LGBT so much, I like to reimagine their prophet, well one prophet really, as a gay trans dude. :3

I haven't seen the church you mention though, so I'm not sure. ;3
Like I said, it's only my interpretation, so maybe! ;)

Just so you know, (I should've cleared this up) I didn't actually see Jesus. ;3
But he may be the LGBT Jesus I've mentioned! ;)

[image deleted]I didn't actually have that dream, I just wanted to rile him up by describing Jesus doing very, very homosexual acts to me :)

Woah!!! That sounds dangerous!! XD
That must've riled him up SO BAD!! =3

I don't know if he even read it, or if some secretary read it then deleted it :p it was a pretty short email, but I was still nervous, because I know that people like him are potentially violent if they get mad enough, and I know it's not too difficult to trace someone's email address :3

Oh. :3
Still, quite terrifying! XD

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