At least you don't have relatives on here. My cousin finally made front page after almost a year. He was happy.
I created this account last March, posted a few memes, and forgot i even had it. Went to sign up at cousin's urging, found old account with a few unsubmitted memes. Submitted a couple, and one madecfront page.
I'm not bragging, but it's a case of you never know what will go over well.
Now, if I make front page again, I may have to avoid family reunions