Creepy Condescending Wonka

Not the banana in the tail pipe trick

Stupid tax man :)

I'm wondering what you're going to do with all those bananas

Wait that description might fit both of us

For more on this, I refer you to the Ray Stevens song, "The Streak"

As far as being a sarcastic smartass, they expected to see me on TV.

I not only remember it, I participated in the streaking fad. *Hangs head in shame*

My fave story of that time involved a Junior High School boy that streaked his classmates on the lunchroom. He wore a full face mask to hide his identity, but he was caught, anyway. How? Several of the girls in the lunchroom were able to positively identify him.

Bwhahahaha

That last fact is disturbing.

A different time, a different place. But this was in the decades before AIDS, when the "free love" movement of the 60s was still strong. Heck, my first time was during "the summer of love", and I hadn't had my 10th birthday yet.

More common, though, was the practice of " I'll show you mine if you show me yours" game children have played since time began. It's like we are born knowing where it's at, just not what it's for. Let us assume that scenario instead of my own.

Im certain in today's era, we would call the kid that got pointed out by 5 girls a "porno"

Likely. Back then, selfies consisted mostly of Polaroid snapshots that you could pass around school, but didn't. The cost of poloroids was high enough that many of the guys joined the photography club to develop their own film.

Ask anyone that worked in a local photo lab and they'll tell you how many local residents they've seen naked kr in action.

Remember those tiny photomat shops in the middle of parking lots that barely could hold one person? They were the original kiosks just in the middle of a parking lot

Yup. They had access to their neighbors photos as well.

Somewhere in this country are photo albums of strangers in compromising positions that were compiled by those lab workers. One day, their grandchildren will find those albums, edit them, and put them in a tome: what were Granny and Gramps Thinking. A history of personal porn.

Damn, I'm Jr high? He was a playa

Yeah, when I was a teenager I found out the meaning of the words "high school" and then there was no going back. I can also blame the great comedians at that time, Pryor, Carlin, Williams, Martin, Danger field...

Oh yes! I could quote the complete eddy murphy show delirious, ah great times!

haha But I need to change this to 30 yrs, Im old. Class of '83!

Lolol, I made it trying to feel young. I'm class of 82 brother

Keep up the good work

I graduated High School in 2015, and they didn't ask us that question, because We were forced to grow up fast, and 90 percent of my school's population AP classes and had internships. So glad I'm out of there :D

I just got to highschool in 2016... I have no dreams of becoming an athlete, so I'm fine with staying in school for several more years...

Stay in school as long as you can. But intern for something you want to do. Make contacts, and train for a job at the same time. Btw, that advice was free but trust me it's worth alot

Thanks. I will.

@BananaManplayz: High School is a tough stage of life. It's where you both discover your own wants while still living in your parents roof. Although you don't need to know what you want to do with your life at this time career-wise, if you plan ahead as soon as possible, college will be far easier.

Age is just a number bro. I can still run a 4.6 forty

Nice!.. My mile time is 8:10, I was lucky enough to be in the top 100 during the last cross country race

Awesome bro

thats funny stuff!