A little experiment...

I think that's a myth...

:) I try and think of something more challenging

Yes. Yes you are

New episode: the mythbusters, in a high-stakes experiment, have a ballistics gel dummy step on a crack in the floor. The silicone mold it was created in promptly cracked in two.

What does the color blue taste like?

IDK, I don't synesthesia...

If my cat were to date-rape me, am I allowed to fight back?

I'm not I'm secretly f**king my toaster.

Sometimes I get stuck.

try adding the butter first

To my cat or the toaster?

to two slices of bread, then wrap them around your dick before inserting into the toaster. that way you get a snack when you're finished :)

I don't even need to get the cream cheese out of the fridge if I do it like this!

Cream cheese? OMG you freak!!!!

That's literally dick cheese.

does the cat know?

Depends. Do you secretly want this?

Always better to live.