OP doesn't seem to defend anyone. I think the meme should be understood as the incorrect point of view of a male whose entire sexual education is from pornography.
Certainly a fair number of women enjoy some or all of those things in moderation (e.g. light spanking); most don't enjoy them to the degree depicted in some of the more... extreme rough sex scenes.
The OP is female, so she's being ironic. Again, too many men have gotten their sexual education from porn and their disappointed (disappointing) when actually getting down.
PORN BOY MENTALITY...
SO, YOU DON'T LIKE PHYSICAL PAIN OR ABUSE SUCH AS: HAIR-PULLING, SLAPPING, SPITTING, CHOKING, GAGGING, OR ANAL INFLICTED ON YOU SO I CAN HAVE AN ORGASM??! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SELFISH BITCHES?!