SO MANY PEOPLE FOR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATE:; A BUM WHO ONLY WORKS ONE DAY EVERY YEAR, WHO STALKS ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD, WHO IS ALSO A PROWLER WHO BREAKS INTO HOMES WORLDWIDE, EXPRESSES FAVORITISM BY ONLY GIVING GIFTS TO PERFECT CHILDREN, EATS MILLIONS OF COOKIES THAT GET LOST IN HIS ENORMOUS FAT, IS CRUEL TO HIS ANIMALS, MAKING THEM GO 17 QUADRILLION MILES PER HOUR, TAKES ALL THE CREDIT FROM HIS ENSLAVED MIDGETS WHO ARE OVERWORKED SO MUCH THAT THEY MAKE BILLIONS OF TOYS EVERY YEAR, PLAYS A SICK JOKE ON ADULTS BY ONLY GIVING THEM UNDERWEAR, AND WHO GETS HIS NAME FROM A GRAMMAR TERM!
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