DAD? WHAT ARE YOU GETTING MOMMY FOR CHRISTMAS? WELL TIMMY, I'M GIVING MOMMY THE SAME THING I GIVE HER EVERY YEAR. MY CREDIT CARD. MOMMY AND DADDY HAVE AN AGREEMENT. I LET HER USE MY MONEY TO BUY PRESENTS FOR HER HUGE FAMILY, AND SHE GIVES DADDY A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT AFTER YOU GO TO SLEEP. IT'S A FAIR TRADE TIMMY.
