Roses are red.
Violets are blue. Wait, aren't violets, by definition, "violet"? And didn't I read that the color "blue" doesn't actually exist in nature? Well, I mean, certainly the sky is blue. And that's in nature. So, maybe they just mean plants and things. But I've seen really old paintings and things with blue in them, so that stuff had to come from somewhere natural, right? So yeah, that whole "blue doesn't occur in nature" saying is probably just a myth. Oh, look! A squirrel! Happy ADD Awareness Day!
