Oh my gosh, my thoughts exactly!
Best music review ever:
Years ago, in a paper at my school, they did a review to stop the manager from hell of a band from pestering them about reviewing a demo.
So they quoted the press kit, which said that the group's music "would make Keith Richards pop a stiffy" The paper responded to that, "Pop a stiffy? C'mon, everyone knows Keith Richards died 10 years ago"
- that was written in 1992,,, haha