Lol When I ised to come home from work, my first wife would give me the 3rd degree if I had a bunch of one dollar bills in my pocket/wallet! She thought I was at the strip club!! I'm like WTF?? You know some stores run out of $5 & $10 dollar bills, and they only have $1 bills, you know? It started of innocently enough, but she became f**king paranoid about it!! Crazy man! Lol :)