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Dino | I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT; I FELL DOWN AND MISSED THE FLOOR. | image tagged in dino | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
991 views 16 upvotes Made by hokeewolf 7 years ago in fun
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I WENT FISHING AND HAD A COUPLE BEERS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | BEARS? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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True story.... My parents got married in 1964.
Tony Bennett sung at their reception... he leaned against the piano the entire time cause he was so incredibly drunk. When it came time to toast the Bride and Groom, my Uncle Frankie got up and "Roasted" Tony, as good friends do... then toasted my parents.
Tony then took the mic from Uncle Frankie and toasted my parents too and went back to singing until he just couldnt stand up anymore.
A few weeks later Tony saw my parents and talked to them a few minutes, then asked in ALL sincerity... "Hey, I'm supposed to sing at your wedding, when ya kids getting married again?"
He couldn't remember a thing from that night! LOL
Those guys were a lot of fun... but don't give em squirt guns when kids have cotton candy and they have had a little too much to drink.. they had fun, I just cried!
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Wow that's cool :)
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Sad Stormtrooper | I KNOW THE FEELING | image tagged in sad stormtrooper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT; I FELL DOWN AND MISSED THE FLOOR.