For those of you who don't know, WCORB(Worldwide Commite Of Random Bullshit) is responsible for ending the most fascinating aspects of our world, from Santa secretly being a famous scientist, to a vengeful germ looking to eradicate humanity after his kind was wiped out by hand sanitizer, these events made Earth a very awesome place to be. I was born during this time, to Mr and Mrs Cheesebag. I was raised to embrace these happenings and live my life with friends and excitement. There was no discrimination, and the world used the most badass ways to explore the universe. One day, my old pal, Cheddar Chink, found a new kind of creature. We brought him home and named him Mort. Mort was a strange type. He never stripped naked on Saturdays nor did he bathe in nachos. My parents still accepted him as one of the Cheesebags, and we lived as a colorful, and cheerful faimly for years. On the 11th month on the 8th, Mort started to change. He often dropped out of most Cheesebag activities for "errands." I was worried about him as he was my best friend. I woke up one night, and went to his room. I was surprised to find he was talking to some new people I had never seen. He looked unusually shocked to see me there and told me to back away. I didn't get it. Why did he never want to see me? Why was he with these people? That's when my World suddenly burst into flames. I had a dream during my unconsciousness. A caveman sponge. A poorly drawn hedgehog. A frog on a unicycle. That's what I saw. They all just stood there watching. I talked to them to find answers. They explained EVERYTHING. My parents were burned alive, my world morphed, my friends dead. Except for one. Mr Mort was never my friend. He was never even capable of emotions. He is a being of pure, serious energy. He wants to zap our world of all awesomeness it held, hence the explosion. The only way to stop him, is a pure, idiotic energy called Dank. His second strike was Memeageddon, which damaged everyone in my headquarters called Imgflip. I roam this Earth myself now, to restore Dank to the world, and honor the Cheesebag name. I would never lead the political scum called WCORB. Thanks Hokee! You are a big asset in spreading the DANK! Fart noise.
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