So the guy passes me and flips me the bird

You are facing consecutive senetences totaling 2,567 years!

:)

And already one ticket this spring for the not coming to a "COMPLETE AND UTTERLY NO MOVING" stop

I've lived off state and county highways. They're some dangerous places. Before I moved in one place, the neighbor said some of the crashes were so big he could feel them in house. He was a bit of a talker though, so I'm not sure how accurate that was.

I don't blame the guy, I just laughed at him!

I thought this meme was about cocaine that was being left all over the place. Damn I need a new job.

I should have thought of that template. I suck.

I want one of the sticky ones.