Why so sad, pumpkin?

He said his church taught him that you tell your sons they're smart and your daughters they're pretty. Mother's are to tell their daughters they are smart. Weird.

Well, that's weird in the sense that it is part of their particular dogma. I just wanted to parody a girl distraught over finding out her dad thinks she has the intellect of a collection of gravel kept stored in a cardboard container. But if you'll notice, she was sharp enough to make the inference based on his answer to her query.

Selena Gomez, actress, singer, former Justin Bieber girl friend.